With many thanks to, and courtesy of, Ms. Terry Prone, a Director of the Communications Clinic, here’s the first of our series of Top Tips for Irish Consumers:
- I buy generic whenever I can get away with it. Why pay brand-name price for aspirin when you can get generic for half the price? Can’t always get away with it, though. The man in my life is a connoisseur of baked beans. How sad is that? Try to sneak anything other than Heinz onto his toast, and he spots and rejects it at first tasting.
- I make my own briquettes. Newspapers, fliers, envelopes and magazines get tossed into a barrel in the garage filled with water during the week to soak, and at the weekend, on go the rubber gloves to drag them out and squish them in a metal yoke which squeezes most of the water out of them. Left near the stove, they dry out in a week or so and provide great heat. Not to mention the sense of environmental virtue.
- Cooking five times as much soup or casserole as is needed for any one meal and freezing the leftovers sounds a great saver. I’ve never done the calculation on the cost of the power going into the freezer, though.
- I get up at 4.30 or 5 in the morning in order to get into the Port Tunnel while it costs €3. Sleep in, and it costs €12.
- Closing doors to keep the heat in a room. Every time I do it, it’s in response to the echo of my late father’s voice in my head: “Were you born in a barn?”
- Using a GreenCone for all organic kitchen waste. Doesn’t save that much money, but is good for the soil and keeps the cycle of use and re-use, if not on our own premises, at least in our own garden. (Coffee grounds get spread directly on the flower beds.)
- Cheap cat food. As long as it stinks to high heaven and has jelly in it, they love it.
- Wait until the paperback comes out. (This is more of a good resolution than a practice. Some writers are so good, I can’t wait a year.)
- Buy classic and don’t throw out. I have an ankle-length pure wool kilt that’s older than my son and looks new. The only problem is that I can fit in it only once every three years.
- Thinking twice about couriers. Time was, anything I wanted to send to anybody, I called a bike. These days, An Post gets most of my business.
The complete series listing of Top Tips for Irish Consumers is now available here.

